Do not come to China if you do not want people to stare at you.
Do not come to China if you mind being rendered deaf and mute by a language you do not understand.
Do not come to China if loud noises get on your nerves.
Do not come to China if Western table manners are vitally important to you.
Do not come to China if you have ever stepped back from your life and said: "The world has nothing more to offer me and I have nothing more to give."

If this does not sound like you, come to China.
Bring deodorant.